Anatomy of a German Shepherd Funny Dog Lover by Noline9 Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Anatomy of a German Shepherd Funny Dog Lover by Noline9 Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Statement Apparel — Premium Quality, Printed on Demand
That feeling when someone stops you and says ‘yo, where’d you get that?’ — that’s what this is. Premium Gildan® cotton, DTG-printed so the colors hit different and never fade. Your new go-to, trust us.
📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.
What Makes It Hit Different
- 🎨 Colors That Stay — Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times — still looks fresh.
- 🧵 Not Your Average Blank — Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend — the same blanks top brands trust.
- 👕 Fits Like It Should — Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
- 🇺🇸 US Cotton, Real Quality — Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.
Materials & Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz — soft, breathable, classic fit.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) — pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:
Available Colors
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 36 in (91.4 cm) |
| M | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| L | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| 2XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 3XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 4XL | 34 in (86.4 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) | 33.5 in (85.09 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) | 34.5 in (87.63 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) | 35.5 in (90.17 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) | 36.5 in (92.71 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) | 37.5 in (95.25 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) | 38.5 in (97.79 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) | 39.5 in (100.33 cm) |
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 in (68.6 cm) | 40 in (101.6 cm) |
| M | 28 in (71.1 cm) | 44 in (111.8 cm) |
| L | 29 in (73.7 cm) | 48 in (121.9 cm) |
| XL | 30 in (76.2 cm) | 52 in (132.1 cm) |
| 2XL | 31 in (78.7 cm) | 56 in (142.2 cm) |
| 3XL | 32 in (81.3 cm) | 60 in (152.4 cm) |
| 4XL | 33 in (83.8 cm) | 64 in (162.6 cm) |
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
| Size | Length | Bust | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 36.22 in (92 cm) | 33.46 in (85 cm) |
| M | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 40.16 in (102 cm) | 35.04 in (89 cm) |
| L | 29.92 in (76 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 36.61 in (93 cm) |
| XL | 31.1 in (79 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 38.19 in (97 cm) |
| 2XL | 31.89 in (81 cm) | 51.97 in (132 cm) | 39.37 in (100 cm) |
| 3XL | 33.07 in (84 cm) | 55.91 in (142 cm) | 39.37 in (100 cm) |
| 4XL | 33.86 in (86 cm) | 59.84 in (152 cm) | 38.98 in (99 cm) |
Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.
- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
When Will It Arrive?
- ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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